What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 23:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Mel Brooks is returning for Spaceballs 2 - The Verge

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

TSA issues warning as they ban certain card at airport security that's owned by millions - UNILAD

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

My boyfriend won’t tell me his past and it hurts me so I broke up with him what do I do?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

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No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

What should we make of Taiwan's move to erase the category "Han" from its official information page?

Loons and Moons

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Strange and unknown radio waves coming from under the Antarctic ice "defy particle physics" - Earth.com

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

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